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28 September 2008 @ 11:08 pm
I Will Have Some Cheese, Thank You  
Domestic issues at home. My mother and I are both very stubborn*, so our arguments tend to go Cold War very quickly.

Other things are going good. We've got some writers and designers lined up for this new website, that music site I write for just won a regional prize, I've almost got enough work out the way to start on another pay piece, and, y'know - there's this weather.

I've got a crush on one of the barristas at this coffee shop, and she's like at least 30% of the reason I go there, but I haven't really done anything about it because I'm not comfortable with hitting on people who (at least in theory) earn their money by being nice to me. A few days ago she came over to chat on her cigarette break, and we mainly exchanged the sort of babble two people use to prove that they're:

1) weird
2) smart
3) hip
4) artsy

It was a stupid conversation, but I think we both enjoyed it... ironically.  As the conversation was ending she kept talking about stuff she was doing that weekend, and I was too dense to even say "I'll see you there," or something along those lines.  So then I ended up at one of the things she mentioned, because it turns out she's in a band I really like, but I hadn't realized it before because when she's performing she wears a falcon costume + mask + foot high heels.  It got awkward from there, and now I'm sitting at home trying to make a list of everything I hate about burlesque.

* more accurately, we're only very stubborn when we're arguing with each other.
 
 
Current Music: Dark Dark Dark for the millionth time, O'Death, Le Lupe (can you see a theme?)
 
 
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roula[info]grammarcookie on September 29th, 2008 03:49 am (UTC)
i seeee
that's cool, i didn't realize you sorta-knew the seven-foot-tall girl in the giant blonde afro wig and golden underpants. so, tell me about burlesque.
Not Actually Borges[info]bushidobrown on September 29th, 2008 04:13 am (UTC)
Re: i seeee
When you must contemplate burlesque, you must first ask yourself:

Would I watch this if I was sober?

Would I buy this on DVD?
eef: sleepy[info]eef_ink on September 29th, 2008 10:29 pm (UTC)
Being a barista in a coffee shop (where I am paid to be nice to people whom are quite often hitting on me), I have to say that if I were to actually go and voluntarily make conversation with a guest WHILE ON MY BREAK, I must be pretty interested in getting to know him better and would not just be being nice.

Therefore, you should try your hardest not to make things any more awkward and to show up at other places this girl is going.

But, you should probably be warned that those of us who are surrounded by espresso all day are not, generally, sane individuals.
This might already be apparent as you mentioned she wears a falcon costume in a band.
Not Actually Borges[info]bushidobrown on September 29th, 2008 10:54 pm (UTC)
Yer All Crazy


(this song is extra hilarious for Atlanta people)
pedro[info]piratesforpedro on September 30th, 2008 01:00 am (UTC)
Re: Yer All Crazy
I don't get a chance to tell you this often, but you live a very unique life. I couldn't even come up with half the stuff you end up recounting. Also: yes, that above is hilarious.
Not Actually Borges[info]bushidobrown on September 30th, 2008 05:50 pm (UTC)
Re: Yer All Crazy
Thanks!

I think it would fun to make a playlist sometime made up of all the songs by Atlanta artists which mention the Clairmont.
nevershagagreek[info]nevershagagreek on September 30th, 2008 07:26 pm (UTC)
I do love reading about your adventures with women. I think in real life I would probably find you intimidating, so it's kind of funny to read about YOU almost being intimidated by a girl. Unless I totally read that wrong.
Not Actually Borges[info]bushidobrown on September 30th, 2008 07:53 pm (UTC)
I was way intimidated!!!

Do you see that wig?!? And those shoes?!? I am like a dog - I can't look up!

Seriously, I don't think I'm intimidating at all, except now I'm worried that I might be...

:(
nevershagagreek[info]nevershagagreek on September 30th, 2008 08:29 pm (UTC)
It's probably just me. I find most artsy/hip people intimidating. Still, it surprises me that you would be intimidated by ANYONE.
Not Actually Borges[info]bushidobrown on October 1st, 2008 04:35 am (UTC)
See, I don't think that I'm either artsy or hip, and I have a feeling that a lot of people in the artsy/hip category feel the same way. I think I'm just a person who likes booze, loud noises, and warm weather.
 
 

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