Fluorescent lights, the noise refrigerators make when I'm trying to sleep, figuring out if someone wants me to grab them or not, tiny dogs, horses, republicans, the Man, fluffy pillows, tall people, short people, people who can't take a joke, being blessed after sneezing, that face Zack's mom makes, watching myself having sex in a mirror, sofa's, people who type in all caps, people who laugh during movies just so you know they got the joke, artificially distressed clothing, getting older, quiet keyboards, my hair when it isn't in mohawk form, wearing glasses while kissing, "booty dancing", country pop music, people who speak French with a better accent than me, almost everyone in my Creative Writing and Russian Lit classes, not showering, meeting parents for the first time, talking to distant relatives, running out of toothpicks, the persistence of memory, chairs which you slide out of every time you sit in them, people who really worry about fires getting out of control, people who are afraid to walk around after dark, anyone who carries their dog around, babies, drinking too much milk and then running around, Internet Explorer, shitty spell checkers, editing papers but not being able to use curse words, overly protective people, clingyness, carpeted floors, green LEDs, political people or protesters who take themselves too seriously, white collar jobs, being pale, not having enough coffee, money, anything Outlook related, people who know that you know they're lying but still feel the need to lie, Southern Comfort, mispelling URLs, suckers, people who stumble in the dark, people who call me "bra" or "bro", bears, not having anything to read, and not being able to sleep when I'm omega tired.