"Shhhhh - this is a library"
Not that I hate being American, America, etc - but, when I'm quietly working on a paper, and the library is suddenly filled with a million idiot babbling Southern Californians, that's when this American thing becomes a little embarrassing. I mean-
"Guys, try to stay quiet, people are working here"
-I mean, I'm all for talking. Talking is great. But at some point Americans, or perhaps only American college students from Southern California, switched from "talking" to "babbling". "Babble" is a form of communication, but it is a communication whose only purpose is to convey the sense that the person using it is the sort of person who talks. Much like the tweeting of birds, or the mating calls of bullfrogs.
"Guys -"
It is a stream of noise meant to establish the importance and vitality of the person speaking. The content of the words they speak is basically unimportant.
"shhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Guys!"
They might as well be saying "look at me look at me look at me look at me this is my sweatshirt this is my team this is my college I have money my hair costs money I am in England this is me this is me this is me I need to check my email email how do I sign on why don't these keyboards work right my hands my hands my hair my hair sweatshirt".
I'm not implying that students in other countries don't say stupid shit - I've heard plenty of it, here and everywhere else. But at least they're quiet about it. Sometimes they realize they've said something stupid, and they apologize, or at least blush.
"These computers don't have USB ports? How am I supposed to plug this in? Why don't they have USB ports here?"
"Dude!"
"I mean this is fucked. Seriously man what the fuck?"
"Will, Nathan, could you two keep it down?"
"Oh. Sorry."
"My bad."
I'm not going to be the only one forced to hear this bullshit.