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Not Actually Borges
09 April 2006 @ 02:55 pm
The military makes much better pants than the civilian clothing industry. See, with civilian pants, you have many different manufacturers, each using a numbering system which is slightly different. Also, they have no economic incentive to produce pants for abnormally sized people. When I'm doing my bi-annual pants shopping, I have an incredibly hard time finding pants cut for a person who is both short and skinny. This means that I don't really have any pants which fit.

When I went to the army surpluss store, I managed to find a pair of pants which fit me well in about 10 minutes. The army has only a few different types of pants, each based on variations in pant length and width. In order to find good pants, I just searched for "short leg, small waist". If I was fat and short, I would buy "extra-short leg, extra-large waist". Easy, eh?

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