+ I've never killed a man
- I haven't seen Slither yet
+ I have booze
- Don't really want booze. Want wine, sunshine, and that Calvino book
+ Pizza!
- Why am I eating this late?
+ I'm dating someone, I think
- What does dating mean? I'm not supposed to sleep with other people, right? Are we supposed to hold hands in public or something? Fuck. I knew this was a bad idea. Why can't relationships be built on random bouts of crazy sex? What is crazy sex? Sex with a sociopath? That would probably be creepy. You saw/read American Psycho, right? I can't see sex with main character as a lot of fun. Oh. Relationships. Anyway, I'm confused. Definitions?