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Not Actually Borges
18 February 2008 @ 10:37 am
Please please please reply to this message with a few reasons I shouldn't spend five to six hundred dollars on a Canon EOS 400D.



PS:  I've heard that taking pictures with that thing keeps men from going bald.
 
 
Not Actually Borges
29 November 2007 @ 12:35 am
Writing this down's probably gonna put another line of shadows under my eyes. I've heard you don't regain lost sleep. So maybe you just get used to feeling sleepy, or maybe you've got a surplus when you're born. All those nights in the womb.

I was thinking about drugs earlier tonight, and that got me to thinking about substances in general, and from there, experience.

I seem to have a similar relationship with all those things, and I couldn't quite picture it until laying against my pillow a few minutes ago. I wasn't sure when my eyes were closed and when they were open, I was that stage before sleep, taxi-ing at the runway. When I realized they were open, I closed my eyes again tight and saw phantom red splotches against the backs of my shut eyes. They reminded me of the maze Pac-man runs through, the lines a deep red.

So I thought of myself as Pac-man, and maybe everything I experience was consumed just like one of those pellets he eats. Each of the experiences is entirely separate from its predecessor, and the only way Pac-man knows where he's been is by remembering a trail of not-there pellets.

This isn't too bad, but I'm not sure if I'll ever encounter a plan linking each of these separate experiences. If none of the experiences is better than the other, why work towards any one experience?

Um.

I lost my train of thought in that last paragraph. Yesterday was probably Blake's anniversary. Spent some time talking with Hyman today. Mainly about cooking, and cooking schools. I bet she makes a mean crepe. (wtf is the unicode for accented letters?)

PS: Found it!

Finished second page. (10:50). Have begun adding random endnotes to paper. Example: "Interesting discussion of this phenomenon in a Scientific American article entitled “The Tyranny of choice” (www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=0006AD38-D9FB-1055-973683414B7F0000&ref=sciam&chanID=sa006) and a lecture entitled “The Paradox of Choice” (www.glumbert.com/media/choice)"

["The Paradox of Choice" as footnote, Originally Published 2006-12-12 19:20:00]
 
 
Not Actually Borges
24 July 2007 @ 02:08 pm
Do I look like a coke dealer?

Two different people tried to buy coke from me last night.

WTF?

I told 'em I could obtain coke, but it would take an hour or two (I will do anything for drunk people, even waking up a dealer I don't really know, who probably doesn't even have any coke).  Apparently they needed coke NOW, because each of them wandered away, looking for someone with a more fastfood approach to drug dealing.
So, in conclusion:  I do not carry drugs around town.  If you need drugs, please talk to someone a lot cooler than me.


PS:  Have you heard Deltron 3030 yet?  It has given me religion.
 
 
Current Music: I'm trapped in the city. Madness.
 
 
Not Actually Borges
07 June 2007 @ 08:40 pm
I have so much coffee in me.  I feel brilliant.

If you've ever written a paper with me, you know how much I wanna go for a walk and talk about how smart I am/curious properties of my private parts RIGHT NOW.  NOW.  NOW.  Right now.

The coffee maker is busted, so I have placed a big spoonful of ground beans in a mug, then covered beans with boiling water.  Tastes gritty, but full of go-juice.  Also, this is my second mug in the last 45 minutes.  If I was drinking whiskey, this would be "a cry for help".  I'm pretty sure body-part-which-processes-coffee will be crying for help in another hour or so.

The guy in the apartment across the street from mine was playing some pretty damn good punk music, but he has turned it off and left.  Sad face.  I do not write about Steinbeck unless I have loud music.  Up the punx.

Do you know that British people talk funny?  It continues to amaze.

Friday!  London!  I have already started washing my BEST PANTS.

Damn right they're better than yours.

POSTSCRIPT:  I was reading random journal entries, and these are my current favorites:

Zing!
Pow!

Also, pretty much anything tagged 'people' will be good.
 
 
Not Actually Borges
12 December 2006 @ 07:20 pm
Drinking "Full Throttle: Blue Demon" energy drink, which is apparently flavored like something called "Blue Agave", AKA horrible crap that burns the mouth like hobo-blood.  I have trademarked the flavor horrible crap that burns the mouth like hobo-blood.  When I develope my line of future food pellets, that flavor will be the only option.  I will go bankrupt.  It will be great.

7 more pages to write.

So, a question for you people out there, you people who need an excuse not to study/write papers.  How much freedom does an individual person have?  I mean, in the long run?  Do you have a good idea of the rough shape your life will be in 25 years from now?  Is personal freedom something which has increased or decreased over the last few hundred years?

Why yes, I am comparing realist v. naturalist influences in Henry James' writing.  Thanks for asking.

EDIT:  Finished the first page.  (8:15)

EDIT:  Finished second page.  (10:50).  Have begun adding random endnotes to paper.  Example:  "Interesting discussion of this phenomenon in a Scientific American article entitled “The Tyranny of Choice”(www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=0006AD38-D9FB-1055-973683414B7F0000&ref=sciam&chanID=sa006) and a lecture entitled “The Paradox of Choice” (www.glumbert.com/media/choice)"

EDIT:  Finished third page.  (12:47).  Two fucking hours each.  Damnit.  Weather update: it will be in the upper 60's and sunny until Sunday.  Why couldn't we have this weather next week?

EDIT:  Finished fourth page.  (1:57).  At least I'm getting faster.  Gonna get to sleep, see what I can finish in the morning.  See, if I could just get around to trying aderal, I'm sure the paper would be done by now.
 
 
Not Actually Borges
11 December 2006 @ 10:53 pm
Taking a break from writing this final. 7-10 pages, due Wednesday at noon, currently two sentences in. Then, Wednesday and Thursday, hopefully working on the late papers for Core. Friday, possible getting shlizzed with the gang. Saturday and Sunday, short essays for Henry James class and Core. Monday through Tuesday, studying for Art and Culture. I guess the French final falls in there somewhere. But it's the sort of thing you laugh about. As with basically everything, really.

Date or something with Elizabeth Wednesday I think, which might make be a good break between all this finals bullshit.  Should I say "these finals bullshits"?  Anyway, that, and she's housesitting somewhere.  I imagine we'll end up drinking lots and wrastlin', which should be fun.  She's got the reach on me, but I'm made of steel and hatred, so it should be a good matchup.

By the way.  Sometimes I mention being made of hatred, or hating something.  I'm joking.  I'm a very jolly person, I just don't smile much.

I'd like to do some more real writing, maybe finish up that thing I did a few nights ago. It's pretty hard for me to pick something up, something I had already put down. I'm actually editing that thing in another window, which might give me what I need to write another few paragraphs.

Feeling hyper-smart right now, gonna take a walk, see if anything else filters through th' ol' brain pan.

"Or turn if one will to the moral side. The older way of being good was by much prayer and much effort of one's own soul. Now it is done by a Board of Censors. There is no need to fight sin by the power of the spirit: let the Board of Censors do it. They together with three or four kinds of Commissioners are supposed to keep sin at arm's length and to supply a first class legislative guarantee of righteousness. As a short cut to morality and as a way of saving individual effort our legislatures are turning out morality legislation by the bucketful. The legislature regulates our drink, it begins already to guard us against the deadly cigarette, it regulates here and there the length of our skirts, it safeguards our amusements and in two states of the American Union it even proposes to save us from the teaching of the Darwinian Theory of evolution. The ancient prayer "Lead us not into temptation" is passing out of date. The way to temptation is declared closed by Act of Parliament and by amendment to the constitution of the United States."

Stephen Leacock, My Discovery of England, 1905

A bit after the part I quoted, he mentions yeg-men.  Which is a really funny phrase.  If you're interested in a good sociological glimpse of that time period, research the history of the "yeg men" or the word "yeg".  Also spelled yegg.  Everything2 has a good writeup, google searches tend to show some Canadian airport.
 
 
Current Music: Gruff Rhys - Lonsome Words
 
 
Not Actually Borges
17 November 2006 @ 01:15 am
"hey guys!! i am a fun person to be around!! i love to just hang out with my friends and have a good time!! i love to go out and party and just be myself!! i definately love to laugh and make people laugh!!"

From profile on HotorNot.

I must be grouch.  Lets build a rocketpowered tree climbing device with six legs.

Oh sweet mother of mercy I just drank the last of that energy juice.

Question:  which is worse, writing paper drunk, or writing paper cracked out on Brain-Go-Faster Juice?

From the paper:

Isabel's meditation represents a movement away from her earlier view of the self as cut-off from outside influences, a movement towards a more mature viewpoint of the self as an amalgamation of outside influences, one's nature as an object which cannot “touch” another's nature without reacting.

That's right mother-fuckers, I said amalgamation.

The title of my paper is:

Bright Lattices of Logic Unfolding Across that Colorless Void

I'm not sure if the teacher will get it.

My last Henry James paper was entitled:

Henry James is Watching You

Fuck yes.  I think I'll quote Moby Dick for the next one.  Or, maybe something uber-naturalist.  Which reminds me - how does Henry James relate to the naturalist, realist, and romantic movements?

Note to self:  why am I still sober?

Let's build a bicycle out of TNT, than stick a salamander on the pedals.
 
 
 
 

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