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Not Actually Borges
03 May 2009 @ 11:45 pm
There's this coffee shop I go to, and it is one of my favorite places.  Mainly because it serves booze too - I don't buy booze there because it's so expensive, but, for some reason, no matter what time of the day it is, half the customers at the shop do buy booze, and are consistently druuuuuuuuunk.

I've walked into the place at 11am, stepped over shattered beer bottles, and ordered my huge ass coffee while hearing a guy explain "I'm not that drunk, I'm just clumsy because I'm not used to drinking and riding a bicycle at the same time."  Who decides to track stand while drinking booze WHILE ALSO inside a very narrow bar?  The customers of the most awesome coffee shop in the world, that's who.

So it's a great place to talk to hilariously malfunctioning drunk hipsters, it's a great place to eavesdrop on conversations, and it's a fun playground to show up at after getting a good drunk on.  

Plus, on Tuesday nights they show old Japanese samurai movies.
 
 
Not Actually Borges
03 March 2008 @ 12:30 am
Finished. The last two paragraphs don't make any damn sense. I couldn't sleep last night because I kept realizing how many people would read this thing, and that someone was paying me for it and probably wanted their money's worth, and that it's the first real thing I've ever written, the framed check moment. It's funny how something's a hobby until you get cash for it. Money. Money. I feel like I'm in a Modernist novel.

I think everyone cares what they write, but I wish sometimes I cared less, like with this blog.

My apartment smells like stripper.  Did I mention I used to date a stripper?  It's something I like to bring up when I'm not sure how cool I am.  Anyway, she smelled horrible.  Smoke, c-section, and other people's perfume.  Every time she came over, her smell stayed the night even though she didn't.  She'd leave, and I'd run around opening windows.

Two of my friends-who-smoke were over Friday night.  I hate this goddamn smell.  I called them both up this morning and told them they should quit smoking.  One of them said okay, and the other said, "Ben, I'm going to keep smoking."  It was like a Wes Anderson script.
 
 
Not Actually Borges
05 February 2008 @ 12:47 am
Sleep, you bastard.

Sleep; you bastard.

Sleep.  You bastard.

Sleep... you bastard.

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The address sticker graffiti's going well.  I should probably take pictures or something, but I don't particularly want this stuff to be permanent.  Mostly I'm doodling phrases or pictures, then pasting them down whenever I happen to remember the sticker graffiti project.

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I've been posting a lot these last few days.  Here's something (originally written by Dante) which Kundera quotes in The Art of the Novel:

"In any act, the primary intention of the one who acts is to reveal his own image."

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Here's an emergency complement I wrote a few v-days ago:

"Your eyes are like limpid pools of meat cleavers."

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Gonna try sleep again.  Keep on trucking, truckers.
 
 
Not Actually Borges
05 December 2007 @ 11:48 pm

(peachstapler.com)



(sisterlouisa.com)

Sister Louisa's an Atlanta based artist.  She (the artist is male, but uses the "sister Louisa" alter-ego for his work) collects paintings like the above and paints somewhat ironic slogans on top of them.  The style seems like it would get old fast, but I was stuck in a small room filled with her work this weekend and it actually became really awesome.  The kitsch keeps building on itself, and you get this kitsch/anti-kitsch dichotomy - the work ends up arguing against both those categories.  Or, at least, tricking the viewer into making that argument themselves.

That's what I'm worrying about tonight.

I don't usually think about kitsch, though it's probably been an important topic since Barthe danced around it in his Mythologies.  I'm actually wiki-ing the definition of kitsch right now.  I wonder how Rousseau's related to it?
 
 
Current Music: White Magic - Plain Gold Ring
 
 
Not Actually Borges

I had driven over to the Starbucks near Oglethorpe with Jason and Zack.  While we were waiting in line, I sort of thrust myself into conversation with the girl behind me, who was applying for a job at the store.  My friends got their coffees and I sat down with them.  Eventually, as I noticed the girl brushing her hair in my direction, it dawned on me that I should have asked for her number, and I stopped by her table while Jason and Zack waited in the car.  I stood and tried to think of something cool to do with my hands; we talked some more (Her name's Mara, she's just moved here from Greece, and is applying at Georgia Tech for next fall semester).

From wikipedia's entry on epinephrine (adrenaline):

Epinephrine plays a central role in the short-term stress reaction—the physiological response to threatening, exciting, or environmental stressor conditions... When released into the bloodstream, epinephrine binds to multiple receptors and has numerous effects throughout the body. It increases heart rate and stroke volume, dilates the pupils, and constricts arterioles in the skin and gut while dilating arterioles in leg muscles... Although epinephrine does not have any psychoactive effects, stress or arousal also releases norepinephrine in the brain. Norepinephrine has similar actions in the body, but is also psychoactive.

And, from the entry on Norepinephrine:

...As a stress hormone, [Norepinephrine] affects parts of the human brain where attention and responding actions are controlled. Along with epinephrine, norepinephrine underlies the fight-or-flight response, directly increasing heart rate, triggering the release of glucose from energy stores, and increasing skeletal muscle readiness.

In translation, my legs shivered, my voice cracked, I forgot what I was saying, and I felt like I might die.

But we did eventually exchange numbers.

These things remind me very much of cliff-diving or public-speaking.

I've never asked a girl for her number - not that way, not without knowing her pretty well.  What are your experiences picking/being "picked up"?

 
 
Current Music: Mucca Pazzo's cover of Serge Gainsbourge's "Chick Habit" [Seriously.]
 
 
Not Actually Borges
03 August 2007 @ 01:56 am
I guess.

Anyway, I can't sleep.

Things to do tomorrow:

1)  Meet teachers at Oglethorpe.
1.5)  Search Oglethorpe for signs of student life.
2)  Job hunt.
3)  Buy pants + shoes.  (With help from Heather?)
4)  More job hunting.
5)  Possibly a quick meeting with Jeremy and The Girl He Pines After at someone's gallery opening.
6)  Movie with Gal Who Made Sunday Interesting?
7)  Pack for family reunion in North Carolina.

In between these, I should email Land Trust guy about Deconform article, figure out what my grades were last semester, fix my brother's computer, and maybe write a few hundred words.

I have a feeling I'm gonna be staying up all night.

Send cookies?
 
 
Current Music: I Am Humming
 
 
Not Actually Borges
03 March 2007 @ 10:27 pm
Two stories.

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For those interested in inspirations behind these things, the ambulance story is based on something which actually happened to my brother.  I've actually taken a bit of the actual original story out to make it more "realistic".  But the basic story is:  my brother and his friend have been driving for something like 18 hours straight, drinking coffee and bourbon to keep awake.  They see a pretty bad car crash, and stop to help out, as they're both licensed for CPR and all sorts of other first aid type stuff.  Everyone in the car has minor injuries, except the youngest passenger, who had fallen from his babyseat in the crash.  My brother tries resuscitating the toddler, but the baby is dead shortly after ambulance crews get to the crash.  The ambulance crew is really badly trained.  They drop the older son while trying to put him in a stretcher, and almost try to give the toddler one of those shock things (the type you use to start a person's heart) before my brother's friend convinces them it would be a really bad idea.  My brother and friend give the EMT's their personal information, and are back home two or three hours after the crash.

The second story is I guess what you'd call a character piece, intended to be an exaggeration of all my worst qualities.

As always, I'd be grateful for any criticism you've got.

(And, of course, especially to hear criticism from editor types.  Hint hint [info]ladyleia,
[info]my_blank_slate)[info]

 
 
Not Actually Borges
17 August 2006 @ 01:26 pm
As has been mentioned, this cafe smells like kitty litter.

Spent a great deal of last night, specifically the hour between about three and four in the morning, wandering Brooklyn.  Fled goddamn hipsters, got lost within two blocks of bar, headed south towards lights which I thought might signify train line, called Zack and learned we hadn't read anything by Gogol, entered licker sto', couldn't find any booze for sale, got directions aiming me 20 blocks north, started walking, got bored, watched river/city from roof of Domino Suger warehouse, drew on self and roof, left Stu's signature, found last bits of party and girl I had inadvertantly insulted, walked more, hailed bicyclist for further directions, got on train, switched to slow local train towards 77th, got home, remembered to remove contacts and eat slice of pizza and drink much water, slept, woke, urinated, scrubbed eyes with inked up hands, slept, woke, urinated, slept, woke to cousin's alarm, said fuckit and started out again.

Heading to the airport in a few hours.  See you there.
 
 
 
 

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